HACKR AI - The Revolutionary Meme Token

About HACKR AI

HACKR AI is the world's first and only Solana token that combines blockchain, AI, machine learning, Web3, NFTs, IoT, VR/AR, quantum computing, and buzzwords into a completely useless token.

Our revolutionary algorithm does absolutely nothing but uses enough electricity to cause a Solana validator to burst into flames!

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Revolutionary Features

No actual AI technology involved, but we put "AI" in the name!
Transactions are faster than Ethereum but slower than Solana (but only when Solana is actually online)
Smart contracts with 404 bugs intentionally left for "community fixing"
Infinite supply because scarcity is so 2021
Quantum-resistant (our code is so bad quantum computers won't touch it)
Takes full advantage of Solana's high TPS to send useless transactions very quickly
Designed to survive Solana outages by simply not working at all, ever
Guaranteed to either moon or crash (50/50 chance)

Tokenomics

Our revolutionary Solana token distribution model makes absolutely no sense:

Developer Fund

99%

(We need lambos with Solana logos)

Marketing

69%

(Crypto Twitter doesn't run itself)

Liquidity Pool

42%

(Until our next "IDO")

Community

0.1%

(Such generous, much wow)

Solana Validator Bribes

404%

(To prioritize our txns)

Total

∞%

(Math is hard)

The HACKR Roadmap (to nowhere)

Q1 2025: Launch

Create fancy website with meaningless animations ✓

Launch token on Solana with zero utility ✓

Claim "65,000 TPS" in marketing but never actually test it ✓

Q2 2025: Hype Phase

Announce partnerships with Solana projects who don't know we exist

Blame Solana for all our own technical issues

Host virtual AMA where we dodge all questions

Q3 2025: "AI" Integration

Add if-else statements and call it AI

Launch NFT collection on Solana of poorly generated pixel art

Announce delay of all promised features due to "Solana congestion"

Q4 2025: Exit Strategy

Blame "Solana's instability" for project failure

Delete all social media accounts

Move to a non-extradition country

HACKR API Documentation

We built a state-of-the-art API that does absolutely nothing, but with enterprise-grade reliability!

Endpoints

GET /api/price

Returns the current price of HACKR (which is always random)

{
  "price": 0.0000000000001,
  "change": "+420.69%",
  "reliability": "trust me bro",
  "last_updated": "when we felt like it",
  "error_code": 418,
  "message": "I'm a teapot"
}

POST /api/buy

Attempt to buy HACKR tokens (always fails with different excuses)

// Request
{
  "wallet": "0x123...",
  "amount": 1000
}

// Response
{
  "success": false,
  "error_code": 503,
  "message": "Server busy mining Bitcoin for developers",
  "try_again": "maybe tomorrow",
  "actual_error": "We already have your wallet address"
}

GET /api/ai/predict

Our "advanced" AI prediction algorithm for HACKR price

{
  "prediction": "Number go up... or maybe down",
  "confidence": Math.random() * 100 + "%",
  "method": "Magic 8-Ball",
  "guaranteed": false,
  "not_financial_advice": true
}

DELETE /api/user/investment

Try to recover your investment (spoiler: you can't)

// Response
{
  "success": false,
  "message": "HAHAHAHAHA",
  "next_steps": [
    "Cry",
    "Tweet angry emoji at us",
    "Learn valuable life lesson"
  ]
}

Our Expert Team

Meet the "experts" behind this revolutionary project:

Satoshi Fakemoto

Chief Buzzword Officer

Previously: Enron, Theranos

Ada NotLovelace

Copy/Paste Engineer

Skills: Googling error messages

Vitalik Butters

Blockchain "Expert"

Watched a YouTube tutorial once